i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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