She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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