if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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