margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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