Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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