Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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