I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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