Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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