I'm going to rape someone's good day.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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