Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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