No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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