It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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