Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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