I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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