My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Randomize
