we have officially lost it.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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