you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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