8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So many bounce houses so little time
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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