Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
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you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize