I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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