Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We need to get me chipped asap
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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