Having a random hookup so left but love u
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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