your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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