the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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what are you doing with your life
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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