playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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