i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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