Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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