you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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