I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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