This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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