Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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