But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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