My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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