Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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