Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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