So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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