She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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