I'm lost and stupid without you.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
We named our party play list daddy issues
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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