Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
another moral hangover. fuck.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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