so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
There are leaves in my underwear?
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