You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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