I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
i out mim tonsoeep
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