Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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