weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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