You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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