ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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