Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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