My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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