Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
it was like eating out sand paper
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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