O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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