I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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