I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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