I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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