You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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