are you still at the devil's house?
I just made out with a guy for $7.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
PANTIES FOUND
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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